Thursday, August 13, 2009


not for nothing, but if people are using Latisse to grow, longer, thicker, darker lashes? then why the fuck aren't bald people puttin in on their heads...

just a thought.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

The Blonde leading the Blonde

How fabulous is this corset by The Blondes?

You might recognize some of their other work in numerous ads and Bravo's hit tv show Make me a Supermodel.

Fergie - Viva Glam VI

Phillip Blonde wearing his own design, also anothing design to the right.

exquisite detailing and craftsmanship ...Im in love..

Love & Lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

"I need more soap!"

Goodbye Detergent- a telenovela by Austin Young
Starring Selene Luna and Mario Diaz.


Eco-friendly cleaning supplies..

"you can't be my friend if your not my friend"

I learned quite alot about friends as a child from Harriet the Spy

"Vacation, All I ever wanted,"

"Vacation, Had to get away".

Ahh those unforgettable lyrics sung by the Go Go's.

That song is only good for when your actually *going* on Vacation. Me? , I've been home all week, while on my vacation. Thats ok though, a long needed peace and quite was in order.

Nothing has been going on. I had a delightful dinner yesterday with my friend Danielle at Paparazzi.

We had much to catch up about. Current event and relationships. It was quite the telling of the tea.

I took a few pix last Saturday before I went on vacation of my facechart, as well as a few other facecharts of the past..


Sunday, June 21, 2009

Red Alert @ Red Lobster

A vivid description of the events that took place Friday evening at a Red Lobster. Article from Michael *BKA* Toni Eve 's Facebook.

For those of you who know me, I am the type of person who talks about extremely inappropriate things with my friends in extremely inappropriate places. However, what I say almost always falls under the radar of those around me! So, it was to my great surprise that events unfolded the way they did last night. A friend and I had went over a friend's house last night and we decided that we were hungry. Before leaving, I had quite a lot of vodka for not having had anything to eat all day and was tipsy to say the least. Another friend was also a bit tipsy. So the sober friend drives us to Red Lobster, because he had never eaten there before and really wanted to try it. We get there and another friend meets us there. Now, I admit, I was a bit overdressed for Red Lobster. I may have been attracting unnecessary attention based on the way I was dressed. Picture me walking into a restaurant (where I was noticeably a minority) decked out in head to toe Louis Vuitton with a matching handbag. Now, the reason I mention the minority part is because race certainly became a huge issue later on in the evening. So we get a table and are happily perusing the menu and chatting with our friendly waiter and everything is peachy keen. My fellow inebriated friend and I start a conversation about anal itch and I begin telling her about Preparation H Cooling Gel (which comes highly recommended). Granted, I may have been speaking a little loudly, but it wasn't like i was screaming. Suddenly, a man at the table next to us tells us to please keep it down because he has a 3 year old child. Now, if I had seen the small child hidden by the large adult sitting in the corner, I would not have been speaking on such topics so loudly. However, I don't come into a restaurant and immediately make sure I am around adults only before I start talking. Mind you, it was close to 11pm at night. So, being adults, my friends and I move to another table that is a bit further away from the table with the child. After moving, I start saying that I didn't even know a child was sitting there and that IN MY OPINION, it's a little late to bring a 3 year old out to a restaurant. I would have hired a babysitter. All of the sudden, the same person from the other table comes rushing over to our table, because he still chose to be an eavesdropper and intrude in my table's conversation, and said "WHO SHOULD GET A BABYSITTER?". And I said, "It's rude for you to be so immersed in our table's conversation, leave us alone." And then, my inebriated friend began to go OFF on the guy. However, she was never being disrespectful, she was just rightfully annoyed that he felt it necessary to create unneeded drama. Then, he took it upon himself to call my friend "a stupid bitch". Well, that's all she needed to hear. And the verbal tirade ensued. Without getting into details, the manager and waiter came over to us (and were clearly taking our side) and asked us if we'd like to move to another section of the restaurant and we said we would like to. However, the man's wife decided to get involved and came over to our table, preaching that she wants to talk "on a different level". But, she also began dropping insults and they began to follow us as we were traveling across the restaurant. So, disgusted, my nonintoxicated friend headed straight for the exit and I followed. My other nonintoxicated friend was dragging my other friend (who was exchanging verbal threats with the other table's members) to the exit, too. So, we were going to leave, but the people followed us outside and the guy continued to berate my friend! What kind of example is this adult parent setting for his children by calling a woman a bitch and creating violent drama right in front of his children? I found this way more damaging to them than a little conversation about preparation H. But, I digress. So, now three girls who were standing outside started joining the man in harassing my friend. So, it finally appeared she wanted no more of this stupidity and she just turned her back and walked away screaming, "FUCK YOU, NIGGA!!!".

Well, that was the breaking point.. All of the sudden, choruses of "OOOOOOOO NO SHE DIDNT!! BITCH RACIST BITCH RACIST! YOU HEARD HER? OOOOO" began. I'm sorry, but why in the world is the race card being pulled? Did my friend in any way say anything racist? In an age when "nigga" is used more commonly than proper english, it was in no way racial that my friend, who is fully immersed in urban culture, said that. But, since it came from a white girl directed at a black man, of course the racist chants started. When are we ever going to get over this? We have a black president. My race is a minority in most experiences in my life on a daily basis. Yet, the use of one word, which has become so vital in pop culture in a way that has no significance to race causes such an uproar. What kind of world is this where a man can call a woman a bitch in public in front of children or a guy decked out in louis vuitton a faggot without consequence, but the slight mention of the word "nigga" causes chaos. And I'm not even going to go into the whole "well, that word is rooted in history and blah blah blah".... In this day and age, it's used by ALL races in whatever way they use it. And if one can't tell whether or not something is being used in a pejorative manner then that's really sad. So I suppose, the whole moral of my getting kicked out of Red Lobster is that
1) Don't talk about preparation h in public places.
2) Double standards are vile.
3) White vs. Black racial problems still exist in America
4) Gender (Sex) and Sexual Orientation discrimination plays second fiddle to the above mentioned racial issues, even though they (in my eyes) are more prevalent in society.

Anyways, we left Red Lobster and the police were called shortly after. I just can't believe it escalated to that big of a deal.

Of course, all of this is my merely my observation of an isolated incident and by no means am I trying to come across as racist. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not.

I just thought the way things played out yesterday were extremely funny. And, I'm 99.9% sure that everything that happened yesterday was fueled by vodka.

Friday, June 19, 2009

What a Week...

Jeeze. I have had such a week. Work is going fabulously.. FABCE is doing the trick. For all of my fellow MAC employees , you know what that means. Although , I had a rather obnoxious prom girl yesterday. You know, its amazing to me how high school girls act. No grace or manners. There is a whole big world outside of high school, one which you will be pushed into soon. so , word of the week children..

: –noun
serene, self-controlled state of mind; calmness; tranquillity
Learn it,
Live it,
Love it.

Love & Lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

The Gossip..Beth Ditto is Gorgeous

Her voice is extremely seductive and this song is so hypnotic. I am obsessed. Listen to their new song " Heavy Cross"

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

A Blog for Bekah

well, I've been posting sentences for the past week. I think its time I sat down and really type you a short story. What happened today?
So I woke up this morning to my alarm in the deepest coma since I can remember. I really shoulden"t be taking Tylenol Pm to go to sleep anymore, but It was already quarter after 1 and I needed to be asleep asap. After I collected myself got ready and threw myself in the car , i made my way to work. Still, Half sleep at that.
I really didn't finally wake up until 1:30 this afternoon. Had a couple appointments at work and for all of you who don't know, Im a MAC Cosmetics makeup artist. So , crazy face and her daughter roll in and I prompt them to have a seat in our stools. While the application was going on, the girl kept moving her head around and could not sit still. She finally just rested her head back against the directors chair as if she was gettin a rinse and repeat. Now i know im tall , but i can't do makeup at that angle.
So today , Bekah ( my co-worker) urged me to start back up again with my blogs. So I decided to dedicate this post to her.

::::: sprays her chest with windex:::::: MUAH!.

So, as I write this, Im waiting to jump on the UPS man for an online purchase I rush delivered to my house. I will not tell you what I purchased for it is extremely inappropriate. Just know Im terribly exited and cannot wait for it to get here.

well, thats all for now children , I shall be back soon for yet another post here at The Devil you Don't Know!

love & lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Monday, June 01, 2009

Quick note

I love people who write where they're from on myspace with locations like this , Rochelle Park/ Miami Beach / Los Angeles.

You and I both know your not a high roller or hustler. You live in a two family house in the south end of town.

that is all.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Two Years

Its been two years since I touched this blog. Thats crazy. Well , I miss blogging and ranting about different things and people. I need to get back into the swing of things.

Much had changed in the past two years. So Stay Tuned!