The Devil You Don't Know

Latisse

2009-08-13T17:46:00.000-07:00

not for nothing, but if people are using Latisse to grow, longer, thicker, darker lashes? then why the fuck aren't bald people puttin in on their heads...

just a thought.

The Blonde leading the Blonde

2009-08-08T22:28:00.000-07:00

How fabulous is this corset by The Blondes?

You might recognize some of their other work in numerous ads and Bravo's hit tv show Make me a Supermodel.

Fergie - Viva Glam VI

Phillip Blonde wearing his own design, also anothing design to the right.

exquisite detailing and craftsmanship ...Im in love..

Love & Lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

"I need more soap!"

2009-08-08T21:12:00.000-07:00

Goodbye Detergent- a telenovela by Austin Young
Starring Selene Luna and Mario Diaz.

=<3<3<3

Eco-friendly cleaning supplies..

"you can't be my friend if your not my friend"

2009-08-08T17:23:00.000-07:00

I learned quite alot about friends as a child from Harriet the Spy

"Vacation, All I ever wanted,"

2009-08-08T14:06:00.000-07:00

"Vacation, Had to get away".

Ahh those unforgettable lyrics sung by the Go Go's.

That song is only good for when your actually *going* on Vacation. Me? , I've been home all week, while on my vacation. Thats ok though, a long needed peace and quite was in order.

Nothing has been going on. I had a delightful dinner yesterday with my friend Danielle at Paparazzi.

We had much to catch up about. Current event and relationships. It was quite the telling of the tea.

I took a few pix last Saturday before I went on vacation of my facechart, as well as a few other facecharts of the past..

Enjoy!

Red Alert @ Red Lobster

2009-06-21T14:51:00.000-07:00

A vivid description of the events that took place Friday evening at a Red Lobster. Article from Michael *BKA* Toni Eve 's Facebook.

For those of you who know me, I am the type of person who talks about extremely inappropriate things with my friends in extremely inappropriate places. However, what I say almost always falls under the radar of those around me! So, it was to my great surprise that events unfolded the way they did last night. A friend and I had went over a friend's house last night and we decided that we were hungry. Before leaving, I had quite a lot of vodka for not having had anything to eat all day and was tipsy to say the least. Another friend was also a bit tipsy. So the sober friend drives us to Red Lobster, because he had never eaten there before and really wanted to try it. We get there and another friend meets us there. Now, I admit, I was a bit overdressed for Red Lobster. I may have been attracting unnecessary attention based on the way I was dressed. Picture me walking into a restaurant (where I was noticeably a minority) decked out in head to toe Louis Vuitton with a matching handbag. Now, the reason I mention the minority part is because race certainly became a huge issue later on in the evening. So we get a table and are happily perusing the menu and chatting with our friendly waiter and everything is peachy keen. My fellow inebriated friend and I start a conversation about anal itch and I begin telling her about Preparation H Cooling Gel (which comes highly recommended). Granted, I may have been speaking a little loudly, but it wasn't like i was screaming. Suddenly, a man at the table next to us tells us to please keep it down because he has a 3 year old child. Now, if I had seen the small child hidden by the large adult sitting in the corner, I would not have been speaking on such topics so loudly. However, I don't come into a restaurant and immediately make sure I am around adults only before I start talking. Mind you, it was close to 11pm at night. So, being adults, my friends and I move to another table that is a bit further away from the table with the child. After moving, I start saying that I didn't even know a child was sitting there and that IN MY OPINION, it's a little late to bring a 3 year old out to a restaurant. I would have hired a babysitter. All of the sudden, the same person from the other table comes rushing over to our table, because he still chose to be an eavesdropper and intrude in my table's conversation, and said "WHO SHOULD GET A BABYSITTER?". And I said, "It's rude for you to be so immersed in our table's conversation, leave us alone." And then, my inebriated friend began to go OFF on the guy. However, she was never being disrespectful, she was just rightfully annoyed that he felt it necessary to create unneeded drama. Then, he took it upon himself to call my friend "a stupid bitch". Well, that's all she needed to hear. And the verbal tirade ensued. Without getting into details, the manager and waiter came over to us (and were clearly taking our side) and asked us if we'd like to move to another section of the restaurant and we said we would like to. However, the man's wife decided to get involved and came over to our table, preaching that she wants to talk "on a different level". But, she also began dropping insults and they began to follow us as we were traveling across the restaurant. So, disgusted, my nonintoxicated friend headed straight for the exit and I followed. My other nonintoxicated friend was dragging my other friend (who was exchanging verbal threats with the other table's members) to the exit, too. So, we were going to leave, but the people followed us outside and the guy continued to berate my friend! What kind of example is this adult parent setting for his children by calling a woman a bitch and creating violent drama right in front of his children? I found this way more damaging to them than a little conversation about preparation H. But, I digress. So, now three girls who were standing outside started joining the man in harassing my friend. So, it finally appeared she wanted no more of this stupidity and she just turned her back and walked away screaming, "FUCK YOU, NIGGA!!!".

Well, that was the breaking point.. All of the sudden, choruses of "OOOOOOOO NO SHE DIDNT!! BITCH RACIST BITCH RACIST! YOU HEARD HER? OOOOO" began. I'm sorry, but why in the world is the race card being pulled? Did my friend in any way say anything racist? In an age when "nigga" is used more commonly than proper english, it was in no way racial that my friend, who is fully immersed in urban culture, said that. But, since it came from a white girl directed at a black man, of course the racist chants started. When are we ever going to get over this? We have a black president. My race is a minority in most experiences in my life on a daily basis. Yet, the use of one word, which has become so vital in pop culture in a way that has no significance to race causes such an uproar. What kind of world is this where a man can call a woman a bitch in public in front of children or a guy decked out in louis vuitton a faggot without consequence, but the slight mention of the word "nigga" causes chaos. And I'm not even going to go into the whole "well, that word is rooted in history and blah blah blah".... In this day and age, it's used by ALL races in whatever way they use it. And if one can't tell whether or not something is being used in a pejorative manner then that's really sad. So I suppose, the whole moral of my getting kicked out of Red Lobster is that
1) Don't talk about preparation h in public places.
2) Double standards are vile.
3) White vs. Black racial problems still exist in America
4) Gender (Sex) and Sexual Orientation discrimination plays second fiddle to the above mentioned racial issues, even though they (in my eyes) are more prevalent in society.

Anyways, we left Red Lobster and the police were called shortly after. I just can't believe it escalated to that big of a deal.

Of course, all of this is my merely my observation of an isolated incident and by no means am I trying to come across as racist. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm not.

I just thought the way things played out yesterday were extremely funny. And, I'm 99.9% sure that everything that happened yesterday was fueled by vodka.

What a Week...

2009-06-19T12:57:00.000-07:00

Jeeze. I have had such a week. Work is going fabulously.. FABCE is doing the trick. For all of my fellow MAC employees , you know what that means. Although , I had a rather obnoxious prom girl yesterday. You know, its amazing to me how high school girls act. No grace or manners. There is a whole big world outside of high school, one which you will be pushed into soon. so , word of the week children..

COMPOSURE: –noun
serene, self-controlled state of mind; calmness; tranquillity
Learn it,
Live it,
Love it.

xoxox
Love & Lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

The Gossip..Beth Ditto is Gorgeous

2009-06-19T12:53:00.000-07:00

Her voice is extremely seductive and this song is so hypnotic. I am obsessed. Listen to their new song " Heavy Cross"

A Blog for Bekah

2009-06-09T15:19:00.001-07:00

well, I've been posting sentences for the past week. I think its time I sat down and really type you a short story. What happened today?
So I woke up this morning to my alarm in the deepest coma since I can remember. I really shoulden"t be taking Tylenol Pm to go to sleep anymore, but It was already quarter after 1 and I needed to be asleep asap. After I collected myself got ready and threw myself in the car , i made my way to work. Still, Half sleep at that.
I really didn't finally wake up until 1:30 this afternoon. Had a couple appointments at work and for all of you who don't know, Im a MAC Cosmetics makeup artist. So , crazy face and her daughter roll in and I prompt them to have a seat in our stools. While the application was going on, the girl kept moving her head around and could not sit still. She finally just rested her head back against the directors chair as if she was gettin a rinse and repeat. Now i know im tall , but i can't do makeup at that angle.
So today , Bekah ( my co-worker) urged me to start back up again with my blogs. So I decided to dedicate this post to her.

::::: sprays her chest with windex:::::: MUAH!.

So, as I write this, Im waiting to jump on the UPS man for an online purchase I rush delivered to my house. I will not tell you what I purchased for it is extremely inappropriate. Just know Im terribly exited and cannot wait for it to get here.

well, thats all for now children , I shall be back soon for yet another post here at The Devil you Don't Know!

love & lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Quick note

2009-06-01T18:21:00.000-07:00

I love people who write where they're from on myspace with locations like this , Rochelle Park/ Miami Beach / Los Angeles.

You and I both know your not a high roller or hustler. You live in a two family house in the south end of town.

that is all.

Two Years

2009-05-31T17:46:00.000-07:00

Its been two years since I touched this blog. Thats crazy. Well , I miss blogging and ranting about different things and people. I need to get back into the swing of things.

Much had changed in the past two years. So Stay Tuned!

How to buy your own private island

2007-10-26T09:06:00.001-07:00

WHAT?!?

This is so bitchy

2007-10-26T08:57:00.000-07:00

Karl Lagerfeld's Don Perignon case

Carried only at Harrod's room of luxury, this case is covered in perch skin and lined with lambskin, and filled with some of the rarest Dom Pérignon Rosé vintages: one bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1966, two bottles of Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1986 and three bottles of Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1996. Price? 70,000 Euros.

not really a necessity, but sure nice to pull out for a dinner party emergency.

How amazing is this shower!!

2007-10-26T08:56:00.001-07:00

I want one , I have to have one in my life

It's called "Dream Light." It's a chromatherapy rain canopy from Jaclo Industries
that's designed to take the standard relaxing power of a shower and
turn it up a notch with the emotional and soothing power of color.
It's made of a stainless steel sheet in round, rectangle, or cube
shapes with programmable LED lights that illuminate the water as it
falls.

Doesn't it remind you of the pod aliens from The War of the Worlds. loves it!

SCAREWORLD!!

2007-10-26T08:30:00.000-07:00

Deleware's SCAREWORLD

7 haunted houses and one "living moving" Maze.
Scareworld also features a haunted house with 13 floors as well as a "Toxic Sideshow"

omg..i feel like an 8 yr old again on halloween!

scareworld.com

Blog Beats

2007-10-26T08:27:00.000-07:00

Mary J's "Just Fine"

The lady is keepin it classy. I Lovee this video

Love and Lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

"OOOhh, Im keepin my baby"

2007-10-22T12:23:00.000-07:00

Madonna is set to get permanent custody of her adopted Malawiian son, David.Madonna will have to appear in court next month in the boy's native town for her review of temporary adoption order. The baby has being living in London with Madge and family for a year now. Can you believe its been a year? Jesus, things are just coming up roses for Madge, I mean $120 Million dollar record deal and now she gets to keep her servant in training, I mean son. good job madge!

xoxo
BB

Last britney post , I swear

2007-10-22T12:18:00.000-07:00

Comedian and TVland diva Roseanne posted a open letter to Britney on her blog today...lol..

“Britney:

The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom’s do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).”

PREACH it girl!

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

A Robotic Blowup Doll

2007-10-22T12:11:00.001-07:00

Talks of Britney's New Album, Blackout so far

The New York Daily News Reports:

On many tracks, Britney sounds so worked over, she doesn't even seem like a person. Instead, she comes off like some machine that bleeps and bloops out an airy array of oohs, ahhs and groans. If a blowup sex doll could sing, this is what she'd sound like.

Well with all the filters they put her voice through, thats exactly what we expected. NO?

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

this is scary mary

2007-10-19T10:44:00.001-07:00

Donatella and Iggy Pop

like leather on suade

Britney could give a shit

2007-10-19T10:35:00.000-07:00

so why should you?

Ya know , for the past two months the media has gone head over heels for Britney and what she does next. Don't you all know shes like a child who just wants attention. Everyone should just ignore her like a bastard at a family reunion. blah!

and now, a word from the spice girls

2007-10-19T10:31:00.000-07:00

taken from thespicegirls.com

“Hi Everyone,

Welcome to the first blog!

Wow, there is so much to tell you! Things are really hotting up now with the tour preparations. Emma, Victoria, Geri and I had a fantastic meeting with Roberto Cavalli’s team last week, the costumes for the tour are going to be AMAZING!! It’s so exciting to work with such talented and lovely people, we feel very lucky.

I hope you’ve all been watching Mel B on Dancing With The Stars, she’s doing brilliantly and we are all very proud. She’s flying over today and we’re going to be shooting our video for Headlines (Friendship Never Ends). We’ll also be doing lots of filming for our documentary. It’s really fun reminiscing and it is actually quite emotional.

I’ve got a busy couple of weeks promoting my solo single, This Time. I was in Manchester at The Key 103 awards on Wednesday evening and on the breakfast show yesterday morning, announcing our new gigs. I’ll also be on Graham Norton, Loose Women and The One show so tune in for plenty of Spice gossip!

We really can’t thank you enough for your amazing support, this tour is going to be incredible.

Not long to go guys!! SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!!

Lots of love,

Melanie C”

They're still on that motto "SPICE UP YOUR LIFE" ?

gags

time for a new catch phrase ladies

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Beetlejuice

2007-10-15T13:19:00.000-07:00

I know, I need to stay more consistent with the posts. and i will I promise.

For all you movie buffs out there. I have the most interesting fact I recently learned. Now although the movie may not have had any Oscar Nod. Did you know that in Beetlejuice , Michael Keaton only made a 17 minute cameo in the entire movie.. Think about it..

OH NO!

2007-10-03T15:55:00.001-07:00

What's Britney doing?

Shes going into a K-HOLE , thats whats she doing

The California DMV told Us Weekly that Ms. Spears picked up her temporary license yesterday from the Van Nuys office, with her permanent license to be mailed to her within the next few weeks. Britney obtaining her license is just one of a number of steps that the pop star is taking to appease the judge who awarded temporary custody of Britney's children to their father, Kevin Federline.

God Bless David Letterman

2007-10-02T10:25:00.001-07:00

Paris Hilton appeared on the David Letterman show the other night and he continuously interrogated her about her time in prison. Mocking her straight to her face rather.. What a good segment.

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

It's Almost Here!

2007-10-01T16:03:00.000-07:00

MAC's Holiday Collections

Court Ajourned

2007-10-01T15:31:00.000-07:00

after a very long custody battle. Its finally over. Britney Spears(26) lost custody of both children and full custody was awarded to the worse parent Kevin Federline(29).

Britney must still follow September 17th's court orders

* Random drug testing.

* Attending individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues. (a program called "Parenting without conflict", I love that..)

*Meeting with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week.

I feel bad for Britney , I mean , did they take away Joan Crawford's kids? NO. and they turned out fine. I mean christina consumed 5lbs of Ajax over a 15 years span, but other than that she turned out A OK.

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Which way does yours swing?

2007-10-01T15:11:00.000-07:00

Today on the Oprah show, the very informative Dr.Oz was answering questions on mens health issues. Now I being a man found it very enlightening and hysterical. At one point in the show. Dr. Oz asked all the men in the audience which way does your penis swing? Does it curve to the left? or to the right?.

Oprah responds in her rendition of Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and sings
"to the left, to the left"

and then tries to get all the woman in the audience to join in.

I had to share with everyone..it was too good to let go..lol.

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Random

2007-09-28T11:24:00.000-07:00

"Even smiling makes my face ache"

Carrot Mop, I mean top

2007-09-27T19:14:00.000-07:00

who is hardly a top..total pig bottom , I know it.
but I just wanted to point out the tremdously dark eyebrows. Now I don't know if they're getting a dye job or hes smearing them with NYC black eyeliner? whatever it is, its horrendous.

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Sober Fun!

2007-09-27T15:58:00.000-07:00

see yesterdays post and this is exactly the sort of thing im talking about. I wouldn't worry about putting words on a track jacket, you should be waxing them into that firecrotch of yours.

but none the less, La Lohan is looking La Sober. I personally love the name sticker with her new phrase "Sober Fun!" on her ass. Lets just hope your next one says "Designated Driver" . Cheers!

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Lets get ready to rambllleeeeeee.....

2007-09-26T17:02:00.000-07:00

OK , so seeing I have a blog here on blogspot , why not put it to good use and let my inner bitch and upmost private thoughts flow to share with you fine readers. These days whether its in the suburb's or Hollywood, people aren't getting the attention they deserve or are getting the attention they shouldn't deserve. So lets begin shall we. So pull and a chair and get ready to read what really pisses a queen off from Northern New Jersey.

-Chris Crocker
people its over. He made a video and its done with kids. Some fucking executive was probably bored with nothing to do on his lunch break and decided to log onto youtube and..OH MY GOSH, low and behold a southern beauty that wears eyeliner and bobby pins a blonde hair track onto his head. This is makin big news here at Fox news. Honey , its over. I give credit when its due. and its not so wonderful. But your acting skills are right up there with Ms.Spears in Crossroads.mhhmm , I don't smell an oscar nod, only the undeniable smell of bullshit.

-The Hills
OMG, like the sand through the hour glass , these are the days of obnoxiously rich lives, when they constantly stumble over the crisis of either shopping or who's boyfriend they're going to give syphilis next. delemas , delemas. Come on people , since when did we start worrying about other people lives instead of our own.Reality tv was dead as soon as Surreal Life was born on VH-1. so whats the point in watching, we all know how its all gonna play out, because at one point of another , we've lived it!. NEXT!

-Britney
nuff said, fix your yourself and move on

-Nicole Richie
yes, shes fucking pregnant. why do you care what weight she is? Are you giving birth to a premature baby bird? no, then don't worry about it.

-Usher
he does commercials for Martha Stewart's new home collection at Macy's and has a new fragrance. You haven't been in the spotlight for over 2 years now and no hit song in the near future. Its gonna end up being sold in the fragrance isle in Wallgreen's anyway. so why don't u ask the attendant to keep the lock open on the plexiglass case open in advance.

-Paris Hilton
You ain't toppin prison or corrupting Britney again, so go away. Your now beating the media with a bat.

-Marcia Cross's twins
Big deal , they're on primetime now? , we don't need anymore twins news. We have the Olsen's and thats enough. next.

-Stars covering themselves while getting photographed by the paparazzi
It comes with the territory , so suck it up , werq it out, and pose bitch! Today's paparazzi may not be there tomorrow.

-Individuality
Is what is lacking here in America. Woman today in the US follow each other, What am I talking about Woman. EVERYBODY!. Pull out your artistic values and what makes YOU , YOU and show it off. Why would you want to be like anyone else. Embrace it , and love it.

-Wentworth Miller
gays everywhere are totally gonna fight me on this one. But whats the big deal? he's a photocopy of about 5 other diffrent stars liquified and photoshopped into one. Watch him on tv , why obsess over hotness. Theres talent there. not just pecks.

-Party Monster
Its just over kids, let it go and move one.

ok well , that pretty much sums everything up.
I think i ought to do this every week. Therapeutic really.

love and lipgloss,
Bobbi Blush

Dirty Sexy Money

2007-09-26T16:36:00.000-07:00

Catch Candis Cayne tonight on the premiere of Dirty Sexy Money. Candis plays William Baldwin's transexual girlfriend Carmelita. Check it out , shes fucking AMAZING!

ABC
10/9c

Jennifer Clarkson??

2007-09-26T16:26:00.000-07:00

So , Im scoping my favorite Hollywood blogs , getting my gossip fix for the day and I stumbled over this photo of J-LO at P.S. 36 Unionport in the Bronx where she grew up. Is It just me or is the baby morphing her slowly into Kelly Clarkson. Like the nose and face and everything. Idk just curious. Oh wait..I shouldn't be talking about any baby..cuz allegedly there isn't one..Sure bitch , you've been wearing giant tunics and ponchos for weeks now. I know when someones hiding a bump, or that 95lbs husband of yours

ARR Matey

2007-06-13T01:07:00.001-07:00

::sighs::Its 4 am. Can't sleep , I guess its from all that coffee or maybe that sample of confectioners sugar I got from that nice Colombian man last night . I'm not one to turn down some powered sugar. I bake kids. So I'm sitting here watching Being Bobby Brown on Bravo. actually I'm watching Whitney pinning a wig to her head and yell BOBBY!!! 15 times consecutively in a row. Watching crack while on crack won't help me sleep much either. Kathy Griffin made the best joke earlier tonight about Being Bobby Brown. She said " Its such a shame they got a divorce , I loved that show so much.Especially every time they went into the bedroom to have "SEX" , except you didn't hear moaning , you heard this :::sound of lighter igniting a crack pipe".

Well , I need a project. I don't know , summer is around the corner and I want something I can put effort into whole heartedly . Last month's Free Lindsay from Rehab fasting didn't go over so well. See what I did was , I fasted untill Lindsay was released from rehab. Now that I think of it , that project lasted a whole minute. I gained 2 pounds too.

Anyhoo , guess who's birthday is coming around the corner. MMhmmm thats right. I'm throwing my annual birthday bash. Now , last year's theme was cute. Alice in Wonderland. which actually was a cross between Alice in Chains and Alice in Rehab , but nevertheless still the social event of the season. Now I try to top every year with a better theme. PIRATE COUTURE . Yes , I have ripped off Disney productions. A sneak peek kids , the flyer.

Now i'f you'll notice, I blacked out the address and other info because If I left it everyone from US weekly and People magazine will want to come. Which reminds me , I have to call the coast guard tomorrow incase any paparazzi copters show up. NO, no , I'll make a decoy flyer , that'll sure to work. I'll just say Shealita Baby's performing , then noone will show up. It's sure to do the trick. I joke , I joke. So this is my project. Party planning. Everything from illuminated pirate sail canopy's hanging from my trees to coconut candle votive's and hundreds of Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End DVD's. Wait , thats not a pirate party , thats piracy . Anyways I have my work cut out for me , I better get started tomorrow or my party will really turn into a Shealita Baby event.

Love & Lip Gloss,
Bobbi Blush

Queer For Thought

2007-06-12T00:25:00.000-07:00

Did you know that...
every color of the Gay Pride Rainbow flag has a meaning

Red: Life
Orange: Healing
Yellow: Sun
Green: Nature
Blue: Harmony
Purple: Spirit

Actually , I didn't know that either.. I learned it from Manhunt.net
HA

Calling all Daddies and Cubs

2007-06-11T15:28:00.001-07:00

Folsom Street East
New York's Only
Leather/SM/Fetish Block party
Sunday , June 17th , 2007
2-8 pm
28th street between 10th & 11th Ave.

This years entertainment:
Trai La Trash
Colton Ford
Sylvia Tosun
Fredrick Ford
Jason Walker
NEKKED
John Murdock
Brain Kent
The Imperial Court of New York

Trai La Trash

Sylvia TosunBrian Kent

featuring:
DJ Quentin Harris
DJ Rich King
DJ Carlos Nascimento
Men of Rentboy.com
Hosted by Brain Barry and Paul Short

Shine up that leather kids!

SHUTUP!

2007-06-11T12:03:00.000-07:00

Michael Kors and Leona Helmsley's mother rant about classical music and garbage! SHUTUP!

The Human Tragedy

2007-06-11T00:24:00.000-07:00

Children!..I have not written a blog in god knows how long. Now, First let me apologize for not keeping in touch. But lemme tell you. Shit has went down.. you don't even know. Lindsay doing oxycotin now , Angelina adopted a 15th child , Rosie gets booted from ABC (again) , its goes on and on really. But those are just the headlines. I think its time I start incorporating some of my life into this blog. I mean , I can top some of those stories. After all , I write this shit and I think its time. Now where do I start..I think I need to meditate.. what comes to mind..HUMMMMM :::stockboy:: HUMMM ::Danity Kane::: HUMMMM :::Hand Insurance::: HUMMM ::::::. Yes thats right , since I'm back, why not start off with a bang right?. Since such things take forever to write and have played out for three years or so, adn to protect the rights and privacy of the individual I thought I'd tell the tale , oh, why don't I just make a long story short.

Drag queen starts dating boy , drag queen meets boy's friends , drag queen becomes good friends with boys friends , drag queen starts hitting up night clubs with friend who's name rhymes with "Banjo Ronny" , drag queen finds out Banjo Ronny is pathological liar/psycho , who's relatives appeared in Deliverance , Drag queen has found peace and tranquility in everyday life and couldn't be happier.

So thats the story kids. Im no longer going to talk much about the topic because the person does not deserve as much. But as the plot thickens , I will keep you posted.
But if the individual does in fact read this post , I have one thing to say the

So its good to be back kids , just think of this post as a preview of whats to come in the future. a new and improved blog expierience here at The Devil You Don't know

Love and Lip gloss,
Bobbi Blush

House Of Wax

2007-02-20T14:16:00.000-08:00

Who is this?!?
Is this P Diddy's mother? or a Celia Cruz impersonator?

Baby Talk

2007-02-20T14:09:00.000-08:00

Why is Anna talking like a baby. Seriously , how permafied do you have to be to start talking like a baby. Honey , those hues don't flatter that skin tone either.

Whats more depressing is Howard saying
"This footage is worth money."

The only thing its worth now is evidence honey , cuz today's hearing didn't go so well for ya darlin'.

Free as a bird

2007-02-20T14:02:00.000-08:00

La Lohan is fresh out of rehab. Don't she look so refreshed? So Relaxed? Well fuck rehab , cuz there partying to do. Friday night Winston's , Sat night Teddy's until the wee hours of the morning. That beauty regime is flawless honey. FLAWLESS

Very True

2007-02-19T10:00:00.000-08:00

isn't it? Which overly teased , nappy wig will she be wearing next? Here's what I want to know. She shaved her head due to a meltdown or whatever. Why isn't she embracing it and covering it up with a big old party city bob? hmm? Fuck it honey , and wear that shit out!

THANK GOD

2007-02-19T09:58:00.000-08:00

Marc Jacobs is hot now. After his recent little TLC 10 years younger makeover(Ok , Im lying , but he coulda been on it). Hes a total fucking Baldwin now..yum

Ricky Uses the Middle Finger

2007-02-16T13:09:00.000-08:00

During his performance in Puerto Rico , Ricky Martin duked his middle finger out while mentioning the name President Bush. In his song titled "Asignatura Pendiente" , one of the lines goes "A photo with Bush…" then gives him a big fuck you and the middle finger. The crowd of 18,000 fans went nuts..Well done Ricky.

Ricky released a statement later defending his actions:

"My convictions of peace and life go beyond any government and political agenda and as long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it."

One last thing

2007-02-16T12:26:00.000-08:00

OK, this is the tackiest thing in the world and it just made me DIE!

go to extra.com and take the

Poll. Only in America people can you find such monstrosity

Breaking News : Britney in Rehab

2007-02-16T12:20:00.000-08:00

Extra has announced Britney Spears has finally seeked help and has admitted herself into rehab . She was last seen in NYC with her two kids headed to Miami. Hey kids , this is what Whitney did before going into the recording studio. I smell a comeback.

For more details about this story ( and I know u could probably give a shit)
watch Extra tonight NBC4 7PM

Tim Hardaway's Homophobic Rant

2007-02-16T12:17:00.000-08:00

I'd love to know whats so funny?, that statement from Tim was probably written in crayon so maybe thats why they're all laughing.

Anna Nicole : My Final Thought

2007-02-16T11:54:00.000-08:00

Now this whole circus has gotten out of control. Since last week dozens of people are stepping up claiming to be Dannielynn's father , fighting over her body and revealing her alias. Im just going to stop writting about this matter till all the facts are carved in concrete and every stops speculating. For now , here's some fun facts involving the 3 Ring Smith Circus:

Smith had been working with a seamstress on a dress for her own funeral. Ron Rale ( Anna's attorney)commented, "There's a dress Anna Nicole had, the dressmaker had been preparing a dress,"
Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, is an ex-flame of Anna Nicole's with whom she enjoyed a short fling WAY back in 2000 and donated his sperm to her for further use.
Broward County Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin announced that a hearing on Friday would determine the question of whether or not to move forward with the embalming process.
Bobby Trendy is officially full of shit ,with his heartfelt message about his ex-client Anna Nicole
A Reality show was in talks , Centered on Anna's quest to find a husband .Similar in concept to VH1's "Flavor of Love.
Her Will has been released and The will entrusts all of Anna's property and names Howard K. Stern as executor.
The will is dated July 30, 2001 and was drafted prior to Dannielynn's birth and Daniel's death, and therefore indicates that Anna only had a son.

So that's what we have now folks , No further comment from me on this matter because everyone is still assuming. I will comment on the funeral which will probably take place some time in June. Here's what Anna thinks about it.

Paris confused as an ashtray

2007-02-16T11:47:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton arrived in Vienna this week to attend the highly anticipated Opera Ball. When stopping at a local mall , people thought Paris was an ashtray and started throwing cigarette butts and what sources say lipstick. Why lipstick , Why would you throw your lipstick? WHY? Unless it was picked out of a 15 cents bin in a Walgreens , excuse me , in Vienna it would be called a Valgreens.

Any way , security goes ape shit and they dart after the incident. Shit , and I was waiting for the flour bombs to be thrown : (

Justin's message to Britney

2007-02-16T11:41:00.000-08:00

Justin Timberlake appeared at the Brit Awards and had a very special message to a very special someone. He didn't come right out and say her name , but who else did you think u he was talking to

“Stop drinking! You know who you are. I’m speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you.”

umm..The damage has already been done Justin, where have u been?

Head Cold...A Memoir

2007-02-15T18:24:00.001-08:00

OK , so I'm pissed off , and Im gonna express it freely. I have been stuck with this fucking head cold for about a week now , and it still hasn't let up. Monday mourning , i was fine , a little irritation in my body an ache if you will, the hots and colds.

Tuesday morning rolls around , hm lemme think back that far ,(I've been fucked up on medication all week to warrant such a thought), ah yes Tuesday , woke up feeling achey as all hell and my throat was sore. although not as sore to stop me from smoking , but just scratchey. Wednesday morning , oh shit. I mind as well mand a station on the Hubble telescope. I was bubble boy with a head cold and a sore throat . Looking for the correct definition of head cold?

head cold(Noun)1. cold a common cold affecting the nasal passages and resulting in congestion and sneezing and headache.

In other words, being drunk but without the pleasure of being drunk.

So , Wednesday night , I say to myself "Why don't i have a drink , they say alcohol kills the cold". So I had a drink . I felt terrific , My blurriness has gone away , my perception is somewhat back (if even possible) and I don't really feel sick.

Thursday morning.. Day three of Hellfest. Wake up at 6am. My throat dryer than Gandhi's sandal. Lips chapped and yet i could not go back to sleep. What am I gonna do?. Do what any bitch with insomnia does , go online. So went online talked to a few of my friends that happened to be up and checked my myspace. Popped 2 NyQuil Gel tabs and hopped into bed. Although I didn't go to sleep until 7 :30 am due to a much needed viewing of the movie Tommy Boy.

Woke up Thursday morning , OK my throat hurts like hell ,but no head in a bubble. Omg , I have clarity. So i jump up with my new found wellness and could not wait to start the day. Too bad that all came crashing down to bits three hours later. Its fucking back. My perception all off and that veil around my head. I hate it!. I hate it worse that getting the last drop of orange juice out of the carton. I hate it worse than pressing the elevator button and then 2 seconds later , the person next to you presses cuz clearly you didn't do it right the first time.

So then I do what any patent does. Finds more medication. At this point , I mind as well be pickling myself till I live to 100 with all the meds I've put in my body. Nothing works obviously.

Thursday night. right now , as I sit and complain about my sickness to you all. I still feel like shit. I just hope this thing is over by Friday morning. the weekend's just about to begin and I don't have time for this shit!.

xoxox-Bobbi Blush

Do the Jessica Lange

2007-02-15T11:31:00.000-08:00

Jesus Christ , What has happened to Jessica Lange. Honey , you have to keep up with the botox sessions , every 4 months , what is wrong with you. Your looking a little less Dwan and more like your opposite character King Kong. Origin's has firming cream for that ya know..

xxoxo

Anna Nicole Smith..Coming to a Theater near you!

2007-02-15T11:28:00.000-08:00

Anna Nicole Smith is only dead one week and not even in the ground yet , and Hollywood is already in talks with making a film biopic about her life. But who will play the blonde bombshell? No , not Tori Spelling!

"You couldn't make up a life story like Anna's. Studios are falling over themselves to pay tribute to an incredible woman. There are a number of actresses earmarked to play Anna, with Charlize the favorite."

So why not leave it to an Oscar winner , South African Charlize Theron..Hey , I have to hand it to you , she played a butch overweight serial killer in Monster. So this role won't be too difficult. Let the camera's role.

Personally , any actress that can shout "SUGAR PIE!" OR "HOWARD , GET ME A PICKLE" correctly is a prime candidate.

Blog Beats

2007-02-12T14:41:00.000-08:00

Shirley Never goes out of style..
Adore this song

In Memoriam

2007-02-09T10:04:00.001-08:00

1967 - 2007

Look Familiar?

2007-02-08T09:46:00.000-08:00

Looks like Ralphie gave up that red rider BB gun and took up duvets and "Home Sweet Home" embroidered pillows.

Ok its not really him , but once I tuned into Top Design , thats all I have been talking about.

xoxo

Do Any Good Coke Lately?

2007-02-06T14:39:00.001-08:00

Fergie Exposed

2007-02-06T14:32:00.001-08:00

I hope you kids know we have been watching Fergie for most of our lives and didn't even know it.

She was on the 1988 show "Kids Incorporated"

And was apart of the 90's D-list girl group " Wild Orchid"

and Wild Orchid also used to host on show on the fox family network called "Great Pretenders"

So she has been whiggering her way through music and televison for a while now!

Barbra goes Meshuggeneh!

2007-02-06T12:58:00.000-08:00

Babs released a statement via her publicist, Dick Guttman, in response to her donations to the Democratic party:

"Because I want to see the front-runners have the financial backing they need to be competitive during this process, I've decided to make the maximum allowable primary donation to Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barack Obama," Streisand said in the statement, adding, "As the conversation continues, I may make contributions to other candidates as well."

MAZEL TOV!

Jessica Simpson is Trannylicious

2007-02-06T12:51:00.000-08:00

Was she entering a Tranny Shack pageant or something?

LOOK AT THOSE GIRLS!

2007-02-06T12:39:00.000-08:00

Leelee Sobieski's girls are out and making their appearance on the red carpet

jesus christ

Ellen Talks Fashion

2007-02-06T12:30:00.000-08:00

Ellen graces the cover of March's W magazine and is also hosting the Oscars , February 25th.

from Ellen’s W magazine interview:

* On making the cover of W: “I know what this magazine is. … It’s a fashion
magazine. For me to even be asked to be on the cover — it’s huge.”

* On not compromising and wearing a dress for the shoot: “I just don’t feel
comfortable in it.”

* Do you enjoy fashion? I usually wear Jil Sander, or I wear Marc Jacobs, or I wear Viktor & Rolf…. I love Raf Simons, but I didn’t know he was even doing the [Jil Sander] collection. I like Neil Barrett. I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they’re usually somebody’s. You know, I’m not wearing Kmart.

* Do you think that’s the perception? Whenever Portia and I are on the red carpet, they’re yelling out for her to tell them what she’s wearing. But nobody cares [about what I’m wearing] because I have a suit on, even if it’s a Gucci suit. That to me is frustrating, because I put effort into getting ready too. But I guess it’s not as important, and I’m not as dressed up somehow. I also feel myself more of a person than a gender. When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me…. It was fun [for the shoot] having somebody do that to my hair, and do that makeup. But would I want to do that every single day? No.

* What will you wear to the Oscars? Everybody’s sending me stuff. Gucci sent me this amazing package with all kinds of different designs and different fabrics, in a beautiful box with my name engraved in gold plate. I picked some fabrics, and they’re making me something. Zac Posen made me a gorgeous tuxedo. Viktor & Rolf is making me something…. I wasn’t planning on changing because it’s just different suits, but I may do it, because I’d like to thank them all for making me stuff, for wanting to do that.

* What do you think of Kathy Griffin? Very mean…. I know she had a big thing about wanting to be on the show, and we didn’t book her. She did a whole thing that I banned her from the show. I didn’t ban her from the show, because first you have to be on the show to be banned. (LOVES IT!)

* What about Sarah Silverman? I think she’s hilarious. I think she’s raunchy as can be, not my kind of comedy, but I think she’s brilliant. Smart counts for a whole lot to me.

* Borat? Sacha? I think Sacha [Baron Cohen], again, is brilliant. He’s a friend of mine. I think he’s hilarious. I haven’t seen Borat, so I can’t really speak [about it] yet. I don’t like bathroom humor and I know that there’s some pretty gross stuff in there. But some of the stuff he does is hilarious—as long as everybody is clear on the fact that he’s pointing out how scary a lot of people are.

* On having kids: “Ellen would carry,” girlfriend Portia de Rossi says. “That will never happen,” Ellen replies.

SUPERBOWL XLI

2007-02-02T15:21:00.000-08:00

Who do you have bets on? HUH?

I just attend superbowl parties for the alcohol to be honest

xoxo

A Public Service Announcement

2007-02-02T14:27:00.000-08:00

Grease : Your the one that I want , is an embarrassment to musicals and television pure and simple.

that is all

xoxox

Prince at the Superbowl?

2007-02-02T11:39:00.000-08:00

Thats like Maya Angelou serving lemonade at a Klan meeting..Seriously though. Since when do Prince and football go together?

Fergie Scratchin an Itch

2007-02-02T11:26:00.000-08:00

YUM!

I really don't know what kind of look Fergie was going for, but it appears to me that

A.)A Clockwork Orange

B.)The White Stripes groupie

C.)"The Black Crow's singer Chris Robinson realness

But then again it doesn't matter what your going for..cuz MARY THIS IS SCARY!

xoxo

Papa Lohan's Encouraging letter to Lindsay

2007-02-02T08:50:00.000-08:00

I strongly suggest you play the video while reading the letter...It makes it all the more better! ::snickers:::

Dear Lindsay,

I'm so proud of you in that you are taking back control of your life and putting it back on track like God wants. Now it's time to "clean house," in every sense of the word, and start anew.

As I've always told you Linds, you are blessed and God wants you to use your blessing to set an example and bless others through it as well. - You have such a kind and loving heart, which is more valuable than the world has to offer. You know that, God knows that and so do I - I've seen it in so many tears we've shed on each others' shoulders, through the love, pain and while helping others. Remember the boy in the wheelchair while we attended ABC Primetime at Disneyland, or how about the little girl with cancer at Leigh Valley Hospital? We sow in tears but can reap in joy Lindsay. But it's all up to us. The treasure is in your heart and that's where it belongs.

For the rest of the note and images of the letter just

What you are going to learn now is that turning to God is the most important part of turning it all around. Living by the truth, God's principles and people who do the same. Make that searching moral inventory and "clean house." Then fill it with love, forgiveness and all that you know is right by God rather than man. People, places and things are huge factors Lindsay, remember that. Believe me, I know! This is a walk you will make with God and a choice of your own. And anyone who offers you advice to the contrary, or advises you to say or do anything which isn't right needs to find a walk of their own.

I'm not going to point fingers, make excuses or expose anyone, but I will say this: You know the truth, I know the truth, God knows the truth, and while that's all that truly matters, living by the truth is the glue that will hold it all together. God is synonymous with truth, just as Satan is the "father of lies." We follow one or the other, it's as simply as that. It's our choice and one which will dictate the course of our lives. But for one second, don't think that what others do won't effect our lives as well. Sometimes we too suffer for the ones we love. No matter how right we may be. It's all part of the cost of being blessed.

This is your chance my love, start from the beginning. Fill yourself with the kind of love and good, God wants you to have and you'll be blessed more than ever.

My heart is with you sweetheart and so am I. Always was and always will be, to the very end. We are one soul inhabiting two bodies. Two in kind. I feel your love, the pain and your presence as I hope you do mine.

I can't wait for the day to hold you, look in your eyes and reap the joy we sowed with our tears. Until then, know that God is with you, and so am I. - My undying love, Daddy

Loves me some Farrah

2007-02-02T08:42:00.000-08:00

This picture is amazing. I'm loving its religious undertones with today's passion for stardom, taped to some pole in LA .. Loves it

Farrah Fawcett turns 60 today
Happy Birthday Angel

xox

The Fakest Laugh in the World

2007-02-01T15:14:00.000-08:00

Here's Mina Suvari faking her way through an entire taping of The Rachael Ray show.

xoxo

The Gingerbread Girls

2007-02-01T11:01:00.000-08:00

So Jackie Beat posted this golden girls video on her blog today. Now , Im a HUGE golden girls fan myself. So this had to be posted.. PSYCHOTIC!

xoxox

Matrimony Meltdown

2007-01-31T11:32:00.001-08:00

You thought u had a case of the pre- wedding bug jitters. This bride seriously goes ape shit over her hairdo.I'd sue the salon for emotional distress. I'm surprised she didn't wreak the hotel room and break everything except the bathroom sink. I love a good wedding meltdown and every bride has one. But not to this severity at least. So kids, think about marriage before you go through with it. yea , I'm talking to the straights as well
PS. - Hide all the scissors in your hotel room/house , not everyone looks good with an Anne Heche cut.

xoxox

"Christ of Scientology"

2007-01-30T09:04:00.000-08:00

As a report from the UK Sun, some Scientology leaders are saying Tom Cruise is the "Christ of Scientology".. That's it..Add to the fire and make the religious ego bigger .Then "he'll make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and accuse chestnuts of being lazy"..Personally I love that they gave Kirsty Alley an Ice cream cone in her hand.

xoxox

Paris sues the shit out of Parisexposed.com

2007-01-30T08:48:00.000-08:00

From Dlisted.com:

Paris Hilton filed a lawsuit in federal court yesterday against ParisExposed.com, the website that posted nude videos, nude photos, diaries, her prescription for Valtrex and other skanky items. The owner of the items was able to purchase them at auction when Paris failed to pay a storage unit bill where the items were kept.

In the lawsuit, Paris claims that a storage company failed to pay the bill. The lawsuit alleges that defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss of Culver City, Calif., paid $2,775 for Hilton’s items and then sold them for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, creator of ParisExposed.com.Paris is afraid that documents on the site which have private information could be used to stalk her or steal her identity.

She said, “I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ (sic) private personal belongings for commercial gain.” Paris wants the site shut down and her private items returned to her.

This sounds like Whitney Houston's auction 2 weeks ago in Irvington,NJ

The owners of the website had no comment.

But honey , you shoulda had a storage unit here in Jersey , The home of Self Storage!

Fun Facts cuz im a dork

2007-01-30T08:44:00.000-08:00

Did you know , that Jupiter's Moon Europa has an ocean on it with more water than all the water on Earth Combined..and its only the size of Earth's moon. Intresting no?.There must be a Fire Island on every planet no?

xoxox

Babies Havin Babies

2007-01-29T09:47:00.000-08:00

Emma Bunton has a bun in the oven. Emma is expecting her summer baby with her boyfriend of 8 years , Jade Jones.

For All You Bears out there

2007-01-29T09:45:00.000-08:00

So , I saw the Kaboom commercial last night and I was thinking to myself.. How many of you bears out there think that the Kaboom Oxi clean guy ( Billy Mays) is your ideal man?

just a thought
xoxox

Yum

2007-01-29T09:37:00.000-08:00

Just thought I'd share this cartoon of Kelly. ENJOY!

The Ladies Room

2007-01-29T09:35:00.000-08:00

What is up with this picture. Paris Hilton looking like the New Year's baby. Maybe she's just changing her diaper

Why does John Mayer always look like an Asshole

2007-01-26T09:38:00.000-08:00

WTF is up with that man bag? and someone tell Jessica that those boots are over. Besides your in Miami bitch , not Aspen. Jesus

Shifty Shellshock vs. Joel Madden

2007-01-26T09:17:00.000-08:00

VS.

Joel Madden of Good Charlotte and Shifty Shellshock from CrazyTown(Who?..the tattoo guy that sing that annoying starry eyed surprise Coca Cola commercial song..yea him) , getting into a fight.

east side, west side?? WHAT?...rock bands do this too? Its bullets for you Shifty

Them Bones , Them Bones

2007-01-26T09:00:00.000-08:00

A friend of Mary-Kate Olsen blames her blonde hair. “The blonde hair she has now makes her look skinny.”

ummm...Its not the blonde honey , its the boney twinkish body shes dragging around. Sweetheart , its time for an evaluation , cuz she didn't look like that when she was on Full House. Ugh her roots look disguesting too.

Children Mistake Gwyneth Paltrow For Britney

2007-01-26T08:47:00.000-08:00

Gwyneth Paltrow took time out of her busy to read to Children at the Sundance Film Festival on Wednesday in Saturn's Read Across America tent.

As Paltrow was being introduced as a very special guest, one of the kids piped up: "Is it Britney Spears?" Taking the comment in stride, Paltrow laughed and said, "I'm sorry I'm not Britney Spears, but I'll work on my dance routine."

Where did they get these kids from Utah? Sadly, they did. Do they live under a rock? Besides , Gwyneth is by farrrr too skinny to pull off Britney. And doesen't reek of cheetos.
xox

Oscar worthy..kinda

2007-01-25T12:03:00.000-08:00

Justin Timeberlake in Alpha Dog

Now that's how you get yourself out of a bad breakup and the press. Whore yourself as an Oscar nominee..well at least say you are.

xox

Easy ,Breezey, Beautiful , Cover Girl

2007-01-25T11:56:00.000-08:00

Courtney Love graces the cover of Italian Vogue this month. Personally , I just think they took the picture from her at the Oscars and photo shopped the fuck out of it.

Ring my Bell w/ Miss Coco Peru

2007-01-24T10:59:00.000-08:00

Because I love her and the way she says "Gag"

xoxox

Its real...touch it

2007-01-24T10:36:00.000-08:00

Can someone tell me why Larry King is grazing and touching Donald Trump's hair?

Hillary Skank in a New Movie

2007-01-24T10:30:00.000-08:00

The Reaping opens March 30, 2007

Just when you thought Jim Carrey couldn't get any creepier

The Number 23 , which opens February 23, 2007

The Real Beckhams Arrive

2007-01-24T10:24:00.000-08:00

Madame Tussauds of London shipped their waxed dolls yesterday just in time for the Beckhams arrival to the United States.. This isn't them? really? because they look even better than the original. I mean they got down to the nitty gritty even replicating that yellow cheese tan that posh spice dons. Amazing

xoxo

A Note to Katie

2007-01-24T10:10:00.000-08:00

Katie , that Mandarin top would make Karl Lagerfeld roll over in his grave!
:::someone whispers to me::
whats that?
::whispering continues:::
Oh , hes not dead?..::nervous laughter:::oh

xoxox

Rachael uses the C word

2007-01-24T10:04:00.000-08:00

TMZ reports exclusively that Rachael Ray made some disparaging comments about future boss, Oprah Winfrey, over dinner at Houston's Century City Shopping Mall on December 3, 2005. TMZ has the details about the dinner:

We're told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era.

Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black."

Brangelina was also a topic of conversation, according to the article.

Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor cunt."

In reaction, Rachael's camp is denying the comments were ever made.

TMZ contacted the Director of Publicity for Rachael Ray, Charlie Dougiello, who said, "Rachael did attend the dinner referenced and enjoyed wine and good conversation with friends and colleagues. She denies making any of the comments referenced. In fact, there are several words that are attributed to Rachael that she has never uttered in her life."

I really want to believe Rachael Ray called Angelina a cunt..I really do , because it makes me feel better about Rachael Ray.

Joan Collins vs. Charlotte Rae

2007-01-23T09:55:00.000-08:00

"who is that old cow"

I love me some Charlotte Rae
especially when she's talking shit right outside of the premiere of
Joan Collin's new play
LOVES IT!

Romancing the Stone

2007-01-21T20:07:00.000-08:00

The Heart of the Ocean that is

I know hes not all that attractive , but how many celebrities have u seen naked? Matthew McConnaughey?..Mark Wahlberg? ...we've all seen em..but have u ever seen em hard?

The Number of the Day Is....

2007-01-21T11:16:00.000-08:00

Ya know , Im not here to just make fun of people and post glamor shit. I strongly believe in " you learn something new everyday" and you do whether you believe it or not. So thats why Im here. I like to teach you kids the origins of things and give brief history lessons. Cuz I am the queen of random shit facts. Today's slang term of the day is

The history of the term 86ed refers to the Empire State Building in New York. The observation deck (which for a period of time was a popular suicide jump point)is on the 86th floor. In reference to the deaths, the term 86ed came to be used.

A suicide from the observation deck was referred to as having 86ed himself.

Also used as a term meaning:

To be kicked out or banned or even throwing something away.

Used in a sentance:
"I got 86ed from the Orleans Casino after stealing a shit load of stuff"
or
"If you are 86'd from a bar, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you."

Now I bet you didn't know that!
now you do

xoxoxo

I <3 Marbles

2007-01-20T12:55:00.000-08:00

What a shame..lmao ::wipes away tears:::

E. coli Virus:
"Part of my professional goal is to debunk myths"

Apocastinko:
"I feel both historically and cinematically raped"

Top 20 Richest Women in Entertainment

2007-01-19T13:14:00.000-08:00

Oprah in the news today not once , but twice!

Forbes Magazine just tabulated “The 20 Richest Women In Entertainment” and there are some surprises in there! The youngest women on the list? The 22-year-old Olsen Twins. But to make the list at all, you need a minimum net worth of $45 million. Cha-ching!

* 1 — Oprah Winfrey = $1,500 million
* 2 — J.K. Rowling = $1,000 million
* 3 — Martha Stewart = $638 million
* 4 — Madonna = $325 million
* 5 — Celine Dion = $250 million
* 6 — Mariah Carey = $225 million
* 7 — Janet Jackson = $150 million
* 8 — Julia Roberts = $140 million
* 9 — Jennifer Lopez = $110 million
* 10 — Jennifer Aniston = $110 million
* 11 — Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen = $100 million
* 12 — Britney Spears = $100 million
* 13 — Judith “Judge Judy” Sheindlin = $95 million
* 14 — Sandra Bullock = $85 million
* 15 — Cameron Diaz = $75 million
* 16 — Gisele Bundchen = $70 million
* 17 — Ellen DeGeneres = $65 million
* 18 — Nicole Kidman = $60 million
* 19 — Christina Aguilera = $60 million
* 20 — Renee Zellweger = $45 million
Judge Judy? WHAT?!?..."UMM IS NOT AN ANSWER!"

source: Just Jared

Oprah lost a baby at 14

2007-01-19T13:09:00.000-08:00

Oprah Lost A Baby At 14.... Oprah Winfrey has stunned fans by revealing she lost a child when she was a young teenager.

The media mogul and talk show host tells all in the new issue of her namesake magazine, Oprah, admitting she was almost a mum at 14, after years of sexual abuse and "resulting promiscuity."

Best pal and Oprah editor Gayle King says, "She didn't really know who the father was of this child... and hid the pregnancy for a very long time."

Oprah reveals the baby, which was born prematurely, died shortly after birth.

King adds, "It was a secret that she carried for many years because she was very ashamed."

The media mogul felt she had to reveal all about her secret when an unnamed family member sold the story of Oprah's lost child to US tabloid the National Enquirer.

And being the good friend that Gayle King is , she goes and opens her mouth and tells everyone she was sobbing in bed for weeks?..Nice way to play bitch , but your still not goin anywhere near Oprah's shoes.

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Turnin 9-5

2007-01-19T10:07:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday Dolly Parton , 61 years old and every things still intacted..well almost..

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Whos Your Daddy?

2007-01-18T09:51:00.000-08:00

It seems Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner is ready to be a father again.

The wealthy 80-year-old says he's considering giving one of his three live-in girlfriends, 26-year-old Holly Madison, the baby she desperately wants.

Speaking at the legendary Playboy Mansion in LA, he revealed: "I don't know if at this age it is physically possible but we've certainly talked about it and it's certainly a possibility."

Hef, who has four children from previous relationships, added of blonde Holly: "She certainly has my heart, so maybe she'll have my sperm too!"

YUM

Blog Beats

2007-01-18T09:45:00.000-08:00

Do: watch Goldfrapp's "Strict Machine" cuz its a fabulous piece of visual art

Don't : Wear floor-legnth extra sparkly gowns , They're too Dynasty

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