Babs : "The Farewell Tour"

So Babs opened her first US tour in almost 12 years yesterday. Belting out such classics like "Funny Girl" ,"Come rain or shine" , and "Somewhere". For those of you who don't know , ticket prices are as much as a republican fundraising dinner. Some bitch paid $750.00 to see her , and when I say some bitch , im really talking about my drag sister Toni Eve. The show features a skit where a Bush impersonator gets up on stage and says " I'm concerned about the national debt, so I'm selling Canada" and "If I cared about the polls I would have run for president of Poland". Funny funny Barbra, witty jokes really. But , If I wanted to see comic relif like this I''d watch Jimmy Kimmel , thanks.

But all and all , I do admire Babs , a powerful liberal activist. 64 years old and still going strong. So I applaude you , but not that black sequin outfit with a slit skirt your wearing after the interval, so stop raidin Liza's closet . Such fans have stated like Dave Vignola of Gibbstown , New Jersey whose also paid $750.00 to see Barbra. "She may never come around again,".
Yes honey , indeed , But in show buisness that really translates into " I go on hiatus for a few years to make you think Im never stepping back into the spotlight , and when you forget about the amount you paid to come and see me instead of using it for your child's college books , then I'll do it all over again". Just ask Cher. Speaking of which , she just filled Celine Dion's spot in Vegas to do the Farewell Tour for another 15 years.

xoxo