F is for Fertile

New reasearch studies done by Martie Haselton , psychology expert at the University of California show

"Women tend to put on skirts instead of pants, show more skin and generally dress more fashionably when they are most fertile"

The studies also confutes a common theory that most women camoflauge when they are most fetile unlike most animals , and Anna Nicole Smith ect,ect,ect.

So the next time you see a woman at the bar in a short mini and halter top. Just go up to her and hand her a condom or somthing. You'll be doing her a world of good!