Rachael Ray

I must be goin crazy kids. I was just watching Rachael Ray's 30 minute meals. You guys all know who im talking about. the bitch with the speech impediment so she abbreviates all her cooking terminology. Anyhow, She was making poached salmon (relax..means cooked in liquid, just in case I have any Peta freaks reading this shit) with rice and angel food with berry sauce. The food Network may not have edited this episode all the way through, because I distinctively heard her say semen instead of salmon. I just shrugged my shoulders and continued to watch. 5 minutes later she's talking about the many ways of constructing her angel food cake confection with wild berries etc, etc. and stating that in the winter she freezes her berries with sugar. Again, I could have sworn her say " I just freeze this shit and pop it out of the freezer when I need it". Either im going crazy folks or Rachael Ray is trying to channel trailer trash mothers that don't have time to cook because they have a load of laundry in the brooke down the road.

xoxo-Bobbi Blush