What ever Happened to just throwing eggs?

On Monday night, outside Lovely Day on the Lower East Side, Mary-Kate Olsen and her scruffy arm candy, Max Snow, were having a private party in her enormous blacked-out S.U.V. A witness reports that the couple were acting about as sloppy as one of those awesome bag-lady dresses the diminutive twin favors.

“They were yelling stuff and laughing,” said the observer, who also noted that Ms. Olsen was wearing a fur coat, a fedora and some Balenciaga boots. “Then four of her girlfriends came out of Lovely Day, and they all got in the S.U.V. Before leaving, they threw a bunch of crap out the window�"some cups and bags, but also a whole roasted duck. Like the kind you see in Chinatown. It was totally gross, but also kind of funny, because of course what else is Mary-Kate going to do with a roasted duck?”

who does that? Only drunk socalite girls do that

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