Witty Witty Woman that Eva is

Last Wednesday at a luncheon in Washington , Eva spoke to Latino leaders about art programs.


"I'm here today to announce my candidacy for president. ... Oh, wrong speech! In the last two years, I've had an affair with the gardener and a teenager, I've faked a paternity test, my husband went to prison, and I threw him out of a window. I would probably win in California."