Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Matrimony Meltdown

You thought u had a case of the pre- wedding bug jitters. This bride seriously goes ape shit over her hairdo.I'd sue the salon for emotional distress. I'm surprised she didn't wreak the hotel room and break everything except the bathroom sink. I love a good wedding meltdown and every bride has one. But not to this severity at least. So kids, think about marriage before you go through with it. yea , I'm talking to the straights as well
PS. - Hide all the scissors in your hotel room/house , not everyone looks good with an Anne Heche cut.


Tuesday, January 30, 2007

"Christ of Scientology"

As a report from the UK Sun, some Scientology leaders are saying Tom Cruise is the "Christ of Scientology".. That's it..Add to the fire and make the religious ego bigger .Then "he'll make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and accuse chestnuts of being lazy"..Personally I love that they gave Kirsty Alley an Ice cream cone in her hand.


Paris sues the shit out of


Paris Hilton filed a lawsuit in federal court yesterday against, the website that posted nude videos, nude photos, diaries, her prescription for Valtrex and other skanky items. The owner of the items was able to purchase them at auction when Paris failed to pay a storage unit bill where the items were kept.

In the lawsuit, Paris claims that a storage company failed to pay the bill. The lawsuit alleges that defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss of Culver City, Calif., paid $2,775 for Hilton’s items and then sold them for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, creator of is afraid that documents on the site which have private information could be used to stalk her or steal her identity.

She said, “I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ (sic) private personal belongings for commercial gain.” Paris wants the site shut down and her private items returned to her.

This sounds like Whitney Houston's auction 2 weeks ago in Irvington,NJ

The owners of the website had no comment.

But honey , you shoulda had a storage unit here in Jersey , The home of Self Storage!

Fun Facts cuz im a dork

Did you know , that Jupiter's Moon Europa has an ocean on it with more water than all the water on Earth Combined..and its only the size of Earth's moon. Intresting no?.There must be a Fire Island on every planet no?


Monday, January 29, 2007

Babies Havin Babies

Emma Bunton has a bun in the oven. Emma is expecting her summer baby with her boyfriend of 8 years , Jade Jones.

For All You Bears out there

So , I saw the Kaboom commercial last night and I was thinking to myself.. How many of you bears out there think that the Kaboom Oxi clean guy ( Billy Mays) is your ideal man?

just a thought


Just thought I'd share this cartoon of Kelly. ENJOY!

The Ladies Room

What is up with this picture. Paris Hilton looking like the New Year's baby. Maybe she's just changing her diaper

Friday, January 26, 2007

Why does John Mayer always look like an Asshole

WTF is up with that man bag? and someone tell Jessica that those boots are over. Besides your in Miami bitch , not Aspen. Jesus

Shifty Shellshock vs. Joel Madden


Joel Madden of Good Charlotte and Shifty Shellshock from CrazyTown(Who?..the tattoo guy that sing that annoying starry eyed surprise Coca Cola commercial song..yea him) , getting into a fight.

east side, west side?? WHAT?...rock bands do this too? Its bullets for you Shifty

Them Bones , Them Bones

A friend of Mary-Kate Olsen blames her blonde hair. “The blonde hair she has now makes her look skinny.”

ummm...Its not the blonde honey , its the boney twinkish body shes dragging around. Sweetheart , its time for an evaluation , cuz she didn't look like that when she was on Full House. Ugh her roots look disguesting too.

Children Mistake Gwyneth Paltrow For Britney

Gwyneth Paltrow took time out of her busy to read to Children at the Sundance Film Festival on Wednesday in Saturn's Read Across America tent.

As Paltrow was being introduced as a very special guest, one of the kids piped up: "Is it Britney Spears?" Taking the comment in stride, Paltrow laughed and said, "I'm sorry I'm not Britney Spears, but I'll work on my dance routine."

Where did they get these kids from Utah? Sadly, they did. Do they live under a rock? Besides , Gwyneth is by farrrr too skinny to pull off Britney. And doesen't reek of cheetos.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Oscar worthy..kinda

Justin Timeberlake in Alpha Dog

Now that's how you get yourself out of a bad breakup and the press. Whore yourself as an Oscar nominee..well at least say you are.


Easy ,Breezey, Beautiful , Cover Girl

Courtney Love graces the cover of Italian Vogue this month. Personally , I just think they took the picture from her at the Oscars and photo shopped the fuck out of it.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Ring my Bell w/ Miss Coco Peru

Because I love her and the way she says "Gag"


Its real...touch it

Can someone tell me why Larry King is grazing and touching Donald Trump's hair?

Hillary Skank in a New Movie

The Reaping opens March 30, 2007

Just when you thought Jim Carrey couldn't get any creepier

The Number 23 , which opens February 23, 2007

The Real Beckhams Arrive

Madame Tussauds
of London shipped their waxed dolls yesterday just in time for the Beckhams arrival to the United States.. This isn't them? really? because they look even better than the original. I mean they got down to the nitty gritty even replicating that yellow cheese tan that posh spice dons. Amazing


A Note to Katie

Katie , that Mandarin top would make Karl Lagerfeld roll over in his grave!
:::someone whispers to me::
whats that?
::whispering continues:::
Oh , hes not dead?..::nervous laughter:::oh


Rachael uses the C word

TMZ reports exclusively that Rachael Ray made some disparaging comments about future boss, Oprah Winfrey, over dinner at Houston's Century City Shopping Mall on December 3, 2005. TMZ has the details about the dinner:

We're told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era.

Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black."

Brangelina was also a topic of conversation, according to the article.

Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor cunt."

In reaction, Rachael's camp is denying the comments were ever made.

TMZ contacted the Director of Publicity for Rachael Ray, Charlie Dougiello, who said, "Rachael did attend the dinner referenced and enjoyed wine and good conversation with friends and colleagues. She denies making any of the comments referenced. In fact, there are several words that are attributed to Rachael that she has never uttered in her life."

I really want to believe Rachael Ray called Angelina a cunt..I really do , because it makes me feel better about Rachael Ray.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Joan Collins vs. Charlotte Rae

"who is that old cow"

I love me some Charlotte Rae
especially when she's talking shit right outside of the premiere of
Joan Collin's new play

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Romancing the Stone

The Heart of the Ocean that is

I know hes not all that attractive , but how many celebrities have u seen naked? Matthew McConnaughey?..Mark Wahlberg? ...we've all seen em..but have u ever seen em hard?

The Number of the Day Is....

Ya know , Im not here to just make fun of people and post glamor shit. I strongly believe in " you learn something new everyday" and you do whether you believe it or not. So thats why Im here. I like to teach you kids the origins of things and give brief history lessons. Cuz I am the queen of random shit facts. Today's slang term of the day is

The history of the term 86ed refers to the Empire State Building in New York. The observation deck (which for a period of time was a popular suicide jump point)is on the 86th floor. In reference to the deaths, the term 86ed came to be used.

A suicide from the observation deck was referred to as having 86ed himself.

Also used as a term meaning:

To be kicked out or banned or even throwing something away.

Used in a sentance:
"I got 86ed from the Orleans Casino after stealing a shit load of stuff"
"If you are 86'd from a bar, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you."

Now I bet you didn't know that!
now you do


Saturday, January 20, 2007

I <3 Marbles

What a shame..lmao ::wipes away tears:::

E. coli Virus:
"Part of my professional goal is to debunk myths"

"I feel both historically and cinematically raped"

Friday, January 19, 2007

Top 20 Richest Women in Entertainment

Oprah in the news today not once , but twice!

Forbes Magazine just tabulated “The 20 Richest Women In Entertainment” and there are some surprises in there! The youngest women on the list? The 22-year-old Olsen Twins. But to make the list at all, you need a minimum net worth of $45 million. Cha-ching!

* 1 — Oprah Winfrey = $1,500 million
* 2 — J.K. Rowling = $1,000 million
* 3 — Martha Stewart = $638 million
* 4 — Madonna = $325 million
* 5 — Celine Dion = $250 million
* 6 — Mariah Carey = $225 million
* 7 — Janet Jackson = $150 million
* 8 — Julia Roberts = $140 million
* 9 — Jennifer Lopez = $110 million
* 10 — Jennifer Aniston = $110 million
* 11 — Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen = $100 million
* 12 — Britney Spears = $100 million
* 13 — Judith “Judge Judy” Sheindlin = $95 million
* 14 — Sandra Bullock = $85 million
* 15 — Cameron Diaz = $75 million
* 16 — Gisele Bundchen = $70 million
* 17 — Ellen DeGeneres = $65 million
* 18 — Nicole Kidman = $60 million
* 19 — Christina Aguilera = $60 million
* 20 — Renee Zellweger = $45 million
Judge Judy? WHAT?!?..."UMM IS NOT AN ANSWER!"

source: Just Jared

Oprah lost a baby at 14

Oprah Lost A Baby At 14.... Oprah Winfrey has stunned fans by revealing she lost a child when she was a young teenager.

The media mogul and talk show host tells all in the new issue of her namesake magazine, Oprah, admitting she was almost a mum at 14, after years of sexual abuse and "resulting promiscuity."

Best pal and Oprah editor Gayle King says, "She didn't really know who the father was of this child... and hid the pregnancy for a very long time."

Oprah reveals the baby, which was born prematurely, died shortly after birth.

King adds, "It was a secret that she carried for many years because she was very ashamed."

The media mogul felt she had to reveal all about her secret when an unnamed family member sold the story of Oprah's lost child to US tabloid the National Enquirer.

And being the good friend that Gayle King is , she goes and opens her mouth and tells everyone she was sobbing in bed for weeks?..Nice way to play bitch , but your still not goin anywhere near Oprah's shoes.


Turnin 9-5

Happy Birthday Dolly Parton , 61 years old and every things still intacted..well almost..


Thursday, January 18, 2007

Whos Your Daddy?

It seems Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner is ready to be a father again.

The wealthy 80-year-old says he's considering giving one of his three live-in girlfriends, 26-year-old Holly Madison, the baby she desperately wants.

Speaking at the legendary Playboy Mansion in LA, he revealed: "I don't know if at this age it is physically possible but we've certainly talked about it and it's certainly a possibility."

Hef, who has four children from previous relationships, added of blonde Holly: "She certainly has my heart, so maybe she'll have my sperm too!"


Blog Beats

Do: watch Goldfrapp's "Strict Machine" cuz its a fabulous piece of visual art

Don't : Wear floor-legnth extra sparkly gowns , They're too Dynasty


Fatty Realness

Im sorry, What is this fat fuck doing on the red carpet? Hes the brother of a celebrity groupie that kinda has money and is fond of the word "firecrotch"(Brandon Davis). "Firecrotch" doesen't make people famous , it only makes the real "Firecrotch" more famous. While we're on the topic here , dosen't Jason Davis kinda look like Matthew Perry during his vicodin days times 5?. Caviar is not fat free.


A Dame To Kill For

A source close to the production of Sin City 2 is claiming that Angelina Jolie is out of the running and Rachel Weisz is in. Director Robert Rodriguez has always wanted Angelina to star in his sequel Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For but because of scheduling conflicts, it looks like Rachel might be taking on the role of Ava Lord.

Why may you ask is Angelina out of the running? Cuz she's too busy pissing people off. And another thing..When did they start booking A list celebrities in sequels? When did this happen. This role screams Tori Spelling!

Faux?...not exactly

Jay-Z may be in trouble. The Humane Society has found traces of dog fur in his supposedly "faux" fur Hunter Jacket. The jacket has now been taken down from the web store selling his Rocawear line. No comments have been made by Jay-Z's reps as of yet. Get caught in the rain and smell like a dream!. Peta is gonna have a field day with this one!.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

"Mary , those shoes not with those underwear!"

Stefano Gabbana of D&G in W magazine this month

Throw on a wig Stefano , and you'd look like alot of queens I have encountered throughout the years.


Why do Caged birds sing?

So me and the crew went out for my boyfriend David's birthday last night to a club in south jersey.. Alls fun and games untill we showed up and found out..
"oh its straight tonight".

Me standing 6'6 in my blue vinyl boots said "SO?!?"

The straights were fun , had a fabulous time
and cage danced with the go go girl/stripper


True Life : Im Having a Meltdown

I love the little girls on my super sweet sixteen. Having their little meltdowns and tantrums because they're sittin in the hairdressers chair for 2 hours or more and then when they leave they hate it and wanted somthing diffrent. BITCH , try having to do a wig in 5 mintues while your on your way out the door. Then we'll talk meltdown


Friday, January 12, 2007


Five seasons after kicking off a male grooming revolution--and spurring untold amounts of hair gel sales--Queer Eye's Fab Five are officially disbanding.

Bravo made the announcement Friday that this summer's 10-episode run will be the series' last.

Ya know , I don't know if this has ever happened to you , but , have you ever talked to a heterosexual that knows absolutely nothing about homosexuality , I mean NOTHING.and all they have to say is something stupid like "oh yea like those guys , like queer eye for the straight guy right , yea"

I hate that ,or you get someone that doesn't want you to know hes intimidated by you as a homosexual and goes.. "OH ,I have a few gay friends".. loves it

side note: and have you ever noticed that Kyan Douglas is always doing the same pose in every photo with his blow dryer..::rolls eyes::: its a blow dryer , not a gun honey , calm down already


Not so perfect after all

yes , Paris is missing a big ol' tooth. She almost looks likes shes cackling right?



Paula was obviously drunk while doing a news interview this week. and I love every minute of it ::clanks glass:::


Thursday, January 11, 2007

Honey , I found a spot right next to the dock!

Lost and Found

This bothers me

The Flying Lizards Live

The fact that Deborah Stickland looks like Anne of Green Gables and acting so monotone really makes me uncomfortable.

Mamma Mia

Meryl Streep will star in the movie version of the popular ABBA musical "Mamma Mia!" Theater veteran Phyllida Lloyd is in negotiations to make her feature directorial debut on the picture, which will be distributed by Universal Pictures. The story revolves around a bride-to-be and her formerly rebellious mom who raised her on a Greek island and never disclosed the identity of her father. The bride locates three men who might be her father and invites them to her wedding. Streep will play the mom.