Tuesday, February 20, 2007

House Of Wax


Who is this?!?
Is this P Diddy's mother? or a Celia Cruz impersonator?

Baby Talk



Why is Anna talking like a baby. Seriously , how permafied do you have to be to start talking like a baby. Honey , those hues don't flatter that skin tone either.

Whats more depressing is Howard saying
"This footage is worth money."

The only thing its worth now is evidence honey , cuz today's hearing didn't go so well for ya darlin'.

Free as a bird


La Lohan is fresh out of rehab. Don't she look so refreshed? So Relaxed? Well fuck rehab , cuz there partying to do. Friday night Winston's , Sat night Teddy's until the wee hours of the morning. That beauty regime is flawless honey. FLAWLESS

Monday, February 19, 2007

Very True




isn't it? Which overly teased , nappy wig will she be wearing next? Here's what I want to know. She shaved her head due to a meltdown or whatever. Why isn't she embracing it and covering it up with a big old party city bob? hmm? Fuck it honey , and wear that shit out!

THANK GOD


Marc Jacobs is hot now. After his recent little TLC 10 years younger makeover(Ok , Im lying , but he coulda been on it). Hes a total fucking Baldwin now..yum

Friday, February 16, 2007

Ricky Uses the Middle Finger


During his performance in Puerto Rico , Ricky Martin duked his middle finger out while mentioning the name President Bush. In his song titled "Asignatura Pendiente" , one of the lines goes "A photo with Bush…" then gives him a big fuck you and the middle finger. The crowd of 18,000 fans went nuts..Well done Ricky.

Ricky released a statement later defending his actions:
"My convictions of peace and life go beyond any government and political agenda and as long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it."

One last thing

OK, this is the tackiest thing in the world and it just made me DIE!

go to extra.com and take the


Poll. Only in America people can you find such monstrosity

Breaking News : Britney in Rehab


Extra has announced Britney Spears has finally seeked help and has admitted herself into rehab . She was last seen in NYC with her two kids headed to Miami. Hey kids , this is what Whitney did before going into the recording studio. I smell a comeback.

For more details about this story ( and I know u could probably give a shit)
watch Extra tonight NBC4 7PM

Tim Hardaway's Homophobic Rant



I'd love to know whats so funny?, that statement from Tim was probably written in crayon so maybe thats why they're all laughing.

Anna Nicole : My Final Thought


Now this whole circus has gotten out of control. Since last week dozens of people are stepping up claiming to be Dannielynn's father , fighting over her body and revealing her alias. Im just going to stop writting about this matter till all the facts are carved in concrete and every stops speculating. For now , here's some fun facts involving the 3 Ring Smith Circus:

  • Smith had been working with a seamstress on a dress for her own funeral. Ron Rale ( Anna's attorney)commented, "There's a dress Anna Nicole had, the dressmaker had been preparing a dress,"
  • Mark "Hollywood" Hatten, is an ex-flame of Anna Nicole's with whom she enjoyed a short fling WAY back in 2000 and donated his sperm to her for further use.
  • Broward County Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin announced that a hearing on Friday would determine the question of whether or not to move forward with the embalming process.
  • Bobby Trendy is officially full of shit ,with his heartfelt message about his ex-client Anna Nicole
  • A Reality show was in talks , Centered on Anna's quest to find a husband .Similar in concept to VH1's "Flavor of Love.
  • Her Will has been released and The will entrusts all of Anna's property and names Howard K. Stern as executor.
  • The will is dated July 30, 2001 and was drafted prior to Dannielynn's birth and Daniel's death, and therefore indicates that Anna only had a son.

So that's what we have now folks , No further comment from me on this matter because everyone is still assuming. I will comment on the funeral which will probably take place some time in June. Here's what Anna thinks about it.


Paris confused as an ashtray



Paris Hilton arrived in Vienna this week to attend the highly anticipated Opera Ball. When stopping at a local mall , people thought Paris was an ashtray and started throwing cigarette butts and what sources say lipstick. Why lipstick , Why would you throw your lipstick? WHY? Unless it was picked out of a 15 cents bin in a Walgreens , excuse me , in Vienna it would be called a Valgreens.

Any way , security goes ape shit and they dart after the incident. Shit , and I was waiting for the flour bombs to be thrown : (

Justin's message to Britney


Justin Timberlake appeared at the Brit Awards and had a very special message to a very special someone. He didn't come right out and say her name , but who else did you think u he was talking to

“Stop drinking! You know who you are. I’m speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you.”



umm..The damage has already been done Justin, where have u been?

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Head Cold...A Memoir


OK , so I'm pissed off , and Im gonna express it freely. I have been stuck with this fucking head cold for about a week now , and it still hasn't let up. Monday mourning , i was fine , a little irritation in my body an ache if you will, the hots and colds.

Tuesday morning rolls around , hm lemme think back that far ,(I've been fucked up on medication all week to warrant such a thought), ah yes Tuesday , woke up feeling achey as all hell and my throat was sore. although not as sore to stop me from smoking , but just scratchey. Wednesday morning , oh shit. I mind as well mand a station on the Hubble telescope. I was bubble boy with a head cold and a sore throat . Looking for the correct definition of head cold?

head cold(Noun)1. cold a common cold affecting the nasal passages and resulting in congestion and sneezing and headache.

In other words, being drunk but without the pleasure of being drunk.

So , Wednesday night , I say to myself "Why don't i have a drink , they say alcohol kills the cold". So I had a drink . I felt terrific , My blurriness has gone away , my perception is somewhat back (if even possible) and I don't really feel sick.

Thursday morning.. Day three of Hellfest. Wake up at 6am. My throat dryer than Gandhi's sandal. Lips chapped and yet i could not go back to sleep. What am I gonna do?. Do what any bitch with insomnia does , go online. So went online talked to a few of my friends that happened to be up and checked my myspace. Popped 2 NyQuil Gel tabs and hopped into bed. Although I didn't go to sleep until 7 :30 am due to a much needed viewing of the movie Tommy Boy.

Woke up Thursday morning , OK my throat hurts like hell ,but no head in a bubble. Omg , I have clarity. So i jump up with my new found wellness and could not wait to start the day. Too bad that all came crashing down to bits three hours later. Its fucking back. My perception all off and that veil around my head. I hate it!. I hate it worse that getting the last drop of orange juice out of the carton. I hate it worse than pressing the elevator button and then 2 seconds later , the person next to you presses cuz clearly you didn't do it right the first time.

So then I do what any patent does. Finds more medication. At this point , I mind as well be pickling myself till I live to 100 with all the meds I've put in my body. Nothing works obviously.

Thursday night. right now , as I sit and complain about my sickness to you all. I still feel like shit. I just hope this thing is over by Friday morning. the weekend's just about to begin and I don't have time for this shit!.

xoxox-Bobbi Blush

Do the Jessica Lange



Jesus Christ , What has happened to Jessica Lange. Honey , you have to keep up with the botox sessions , every 4 months , what is wrong with you. Your looking a little less Dwan and more like your opposite character King Kong. Origin's has firming cream for that ya know..

xxoxo

Anna Nicole Smith..Coming to a Theater near you!

Anna Nicole Smith is only dead one week and not even in the ground yet , and Hollywood is already in talks with making a film biopic about her life. But who will play the blonde bombshell? No , not Tori Spelling!

"You couldn't make up a life story like Anna's. Studios are falling over themselves to pay tribute to an incredible woman. There are a number of actresses earmarked to play Anna, with Charlize the favorite."

So why not leave it to an Oscar winner , South African Charlize Theron..Hey , I have to hand it to you , she played a butch overweight serial killer in Monster. So this role won't be too difficult. Let the camera's role.

Personally , any actress that can shout "SUGAR PIE!" OR "HOWARD , GET ME A PICKLE" correctly is a prime candidate.





Monday, February 12, 2007

Blog Beats

Shirley Never goes out of style..
Adore this song

Friday, February 09, 2007

In Memoriam





1967 - 2007













Thursday, February 08, 2007

Look Familiar?


Looks like Ralphie gave up that red rider BB gun and took up duvets and "Home Sweet Home" embroidered pillows.

Ok its not really him , but once I tuned into Top Design , thats all I have been talking about.

xoxo

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Do Any Good Coke Lately?








Fergie Exposed

I hope you kids know we have been watching Fergie for most of our lives and didn't even know it.


She was on the 1988 show "Kids Incorporated"








And was apart of the 90's D-list girl group " Wild Orchid"









and Wild Orchid also used to host on show on the fox family network called "Great Pretenders"








So she has been whiggering her way through music and televison for a while now!

Barbra goes Meshuggeneh!



Babs released a statement via her publicist, Dick Guttman, in response to her donations to the Democratic party:

"Because I want to see the front-runners have the financial backing they need to be competitive during this process, I've decided to make the maximum allowable primary donation to Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barack Obama," Streisand said in the statement, adding, "As the conversation continues, I may make contributions to other candidates as well."

MAZEL TOV!

Jessica Simpson is Trannylicious








Was she entering a Tranny Shack pageant or something?

LOOK AT THOSE GIRLS!

Leelee Sobieski's girls are out and making their appearance on the red carpet




jesus christ

Ellen Talks Fashion

Ellen graces the cover of March's W magazine and is also hosting the Oscars , February 25th.


from Ellen’s W magazine interview:


* On making the cover of W:
“I know what this magazine is. … It’s a fashion
magazine. For me to even be asked to be on the cover — it’s huge.”

* On not compromising and wearing a dress for the shoot: “I just don’t feel
comfortable in it.”

* Do you enjoy fashion? I usually wear Jil Sander, or I wear Marc Jacobs, or I wear Viktor & Rolf…. I love Raf Simons, but I didn’t know he was even doing the [Jil Sander] collection. I like Neil Barrett. I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they’re usually somebody’s. You know, I’m not wearing Kmart.

* Do you think that’s the perception? Whenever Portia and I are on the red carpet, they’re yelling out for her to tell them what she’s wearing. But nobody cares [about what I’m wearing] because I have a suit on, even if it’s a Gucci suit. That to me is frustrating, because I put effort into getting ready too. But I guess it’s not as important, and I’m not as dressed up somehow. I also feel myself more of a person than a gender. When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me…. It was fun [for the shoot] having somebody do that to my hair, and do that makeup. But would I want to do that every single day? No.

* What will you wear to the Oscars?
Everybody’s sending me stuff. Gucci sent me this amazing package with all kinds of different designs and different fabrics, in a beautiful box with my name engraved in gold plate. I picked some fabrics, and they’re making me something. Zac Posen made me a gorgeous tuxedo. Viktor & Rolf is making me something…. I wasn’t planning on changing because it’s just different suits, but I may do it, because I’d like to thank them all for making me stuff, for wanting to do that.

* What do you think of Kathy Griffin?
Very mean…. I know she had a big thing about wanting to be on the show, and we didn’t book her. She did a whole thing that I banned her from the show. I didn’t ban her from the show, because first you have to be on the show to be banned. (LOVES IT!)

* What about Sarah Silverman?
I think she’s hilarious. I think she’s raunchy as can be, not my kind of comedy, but I think she’s brilliant. Smart counts for a whole lot to me.

* Borat? Sacha? I think Sacha [Baron Cohen], again, is brilliant. He’s a friend of mine. I think he’s hilarious. I haven’t seen Borat, so I can’t really speak [about it] yet. I don’t like bathroom humor and I know that there’s some pretty gross stuff in there. But some of the stuff he does is hilarious—as long as everybody is clear on the fact that he’s pointing out how scary a lot of people are.

* On having kids:
“Ellen would carry,” girlfriend Portia de Rossi says. “That will never happen,” Ellen replies.

Friday, February 02, 2007

SUPERBOWL XLI




Who do you have bets on? HUH?



OR


I just attend superbowl parties for the alcohol to be honest

xoxo

A Public Service Announcement


Grease : Your the one that I want , is an embarrassment to musicals and television pure and simple.

that is all

xoxox

Prince at the Superbowl?

Thats like Maya Angelou serving lemonade at a Klan meeting..Seriously though. Since when do Prince and football go together?

Fergie Scratchin an Itch

YUM!


I really don't know what kind of look Fergie was going for, but it appears to me that

A.)A Clockwork Orange


B.)The White Stripes groupie


C.)"The Black Crow's singer Chris Robinson realness


But then again it doesn't matter what your going for..cuz MARY THIS IS SCARY!

xoxo

Papa Lohan's Encouraging letter to Lindsay

I strongly suggest you play the video while reading the letter...It makes it all the more better! ::snickers:::



Dear Lindsay,

I'm so proud of you in that you are taking back control of your life and putting it back on track like God wants. Now it's time to "clean house," in every sense of the word, and start anew.

As I've always told you Linds, you are blessed and God wants you to use your blessing to set an example and bless others through it as well. - You have such a kind and loving heart, which is more valuable than the world has to offer. You know that, God knows that and so do I - I've seen it in so many tears we've shed on each others' shoulders, through the love, pain and while helping others. Remember the boy in the wheelchair while we attended ABC Primetime at Disneyland, or how about the little girl with cancer at Leigh Valley Hospital? We sow in tears but can reap in joy Lindsay. But it's all up to us. The treasure is in your heart and that's where it belongs.

For the rest of the note and images of the letter just

What you are going to learn now is that turning to God is the most important part of turning it all around. Living by the truth, God's principles and people who do the same. Make that searching moral inventory and "clean house." Then fill it with love, forgiveness and all that you know is right by God rather than man. People, places and things are huge factors Lindsay, remember that. Believe me, I know! This is a walk you will make with God and a choice of your own. And anyone who offers you advice to the contrary, or advises you to say or do anything which isn't right needs to find a walk of their own.

I'm not going to point fingers, make excuses or expose anyone, but I will say this: You know the truth, I know the truth, God knows the truth, and while that's all that truly matters, living by the truth is the glue that will hold it all together. God is synonymous with truth, just as Satan is the "father of lies." We follow one or the other, it's as simply as that. It's our choice and one which will dictate the course of our lives. But for one second, don't think that what others do won't effect our lives as well. Sometimes we too suffer for the ones we love. No matter how right we may be. It's all part of the cost of being blessed.

This is your chance my love, start from the beginning. Fill yourself with the kind of love and good, God wants you to have and you'll be blessed more than ever.

My heart is with you sweetheart and so am I. Always was and always will be, to the very end. We are one soul inhabiting two bodies. Two in kind. I feel your love, the pain and your presence as I hope you do mine.

I can't wait for the day to hold you, look in your eyes and reap the joy we sowed with our tears. Until then, know that God is with you, and so am I. - My undying love, Daddy

Loves me some Farrah


This picture is amazing. I'm loving its religious undertones with today's passion for stardom, taped to some pole in LA .. Loves it

Farrah Fawcett turns 60 today
Happy Birthday Angel

xox


Thursday, February 01, 2007

The Fakest Laugh in the World




Here's Mina Suvari faking her way through an entire taping of The Rachael Ray show.

xoxo

The Gingerbread Girls



So Jackie Beat posted this golden girls video on her blog today. Now , Im a HUGE golden girls fan myself. So this had to be posted.. PSYCHOTIC!

xoxox